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Here are 32 curated links for you — today's mix:

Memes (3) Israel (5) Migration (4) Trump (4) Video (3) Digital ID (3) Iran (3) UK (2)

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Migration Memes Amnesty Immigration

IMMIGRATIONsteria: Best Mail-Order Bride Memes

The case for amnesty for big booty Latina mail-order brides (or get this boomer a $20 burrito instead), why mail-order marriages work better, the Czech is in the mail and more mail-order bride memes!

covidsteria.substack.com ·Citizen Satirist (COVIDsteria & Tales From the Great Reset) ·8 min read·1,651 words
 
UK Migration

Watch: UK PM Wants Every Area In Britain To House Migrants

Telling Channel-crossers they'll be housed in leafy villages is the ultimate pull factor...

zerohedge.com ·Tyler Durden ·5 min read·1,109 words
 
Government Debt Federal Debt Dollar Reserve Currency Federal Reserve

US Set to Pay Most for 30-Year Debt in Quarter Century

The US government is about to sell 30-year bonds at the highest interest rate in a quarter of a century, after a historic selloff that has stirred speculation the nation will tilt borrowing further toward short-dated maturities

finance.yahoo.com ·4 min read·986 words
 
Lebanon World Soldiers South Lebanon Ceasefire Video Military Israel

@loffredojeremy · Aug 12, 6:07 PM · 1.6M views

Video of Israeli soldiers using medieval-style catapult to launch “fireballs” into south Lebanon’s farmland

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While the rest of the world is trying to put out forest fires this summer, Israel reportedly started them as a military tactic during Lebanon 'ceasefire'
 
Money Josh Kushner

Who is Josh Kushner, the billionaire who just bought the Lakers?

Josh Kushner doesn’t give many interviews, but he’s keen on making headlines. The founder of Thrive Capital is now building his status as a powerful mogul

finance.yahoo.com ·4 min read·788 words
 
Digital ID Judge Texas

Texas Locked a Foreign Company's Domain Over Missing Digital ID Checks

Fourteen days after a Travis County judge signed, motherless.com dropped out of the .com zone file for every person on earth, most of whom have never heard of Travis County

reclaimthenet.org ·5 min read·1,022 words
 
Judge Texas World Digital ID

@ReclaimTheNetHQ · Aug 11, 2:57 PM · 459.9K views

A Travis County judge just froze a web domain worldwide. Not by blocking it in Texas, but by ordering Verisign to lock the .com domain itself so it resolves for no one on earth until a foreign company posts a $9.14 million bond and builds Texas-mandated digital ID check. That's a single state court with a global kill switch. AG Paxton calls it a "huge precedent." He’s right.

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@ReclaimTheNetHQ
Texas Locked a Foreign Company's Domain Over Missing Digital ID Checks https://reclaimthenet.org/texas-locked-a-foreign-companys-domain-over-missing-digital-id-checks
 
DHS ICE Video

@cwebbonline · Aug 13, 4:04 AM · 15.8K views

The $25 MILLION ICE stun gloves are fucking diabolical. If you want to see how they’re supposed to work, watch this video. There’s no way this ends well. Now add this to the fact that DHS has already said body-cam footage will only be released when it’s “beneficial” to ICE. So ICE gets stun gloves, and ICE gets to decide when we see the footage.

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Mitch McConnell

McConnell, out sick for two months, voted against medical leave 23 times since 1985

Senator Mitch McConnell (R-KY) was hospitalized on June 14 after suffering a fall that left him unconscious.

popularinformation.substack.com ·Judd at Popular Information ·6 min read·1,147 words
 
Space Germany German Taxpayers Racism

'Safe Space': New Taxpayer-Funded Berlin Pool For 'Blacks Only' On Fridays

Taxpayers are funding anti-White racism and discrimination in Berlin, which is a pattern seen across Germany time after time...

zerohedge.com ·Tyler Durden ·4 min read·832 words
 
Memes

MDOTD 955

The Truth Addict Newsletter is a reader-supported publication.

thetruthaddict.substack.com ·Joel from The Truth Addict Newsletter ·1 min read·147 words
 
Unhinged Trump Iran

Encore at the Cirque Du Hormuz - The Greatest Show on Earth!

The unhinged nature of Trump’s Iranian debacle continues to degrade into something truly bathetic.

simplicius76.substack.com ·Simplicius ·10 min read·1,902 words
 
ICE

Shocked! ICE To Equip Officers With Gloves That Can Deliver Electric Zaps

Officers must be trained and certified to use the gloves, with recertification required every two years, according to the device manufacturer.

zerohedge.com ·Tyler Durden ·2 min read·527 words
 
Israel Video Europe

Israeli minister says Israel has created and owns the European far right parties - Lemmy

cross-posted from: https://libretechni.ca/post/2036401 [https://libretechni.ca/post/2036401] > >Link to video: https://xcancel.com/MagnifiqueTomy/status/2087193680478117968 [https://xcancel.com/MagnifiqueTomy/status/2087193680478117968]

lemmy.ml ·1 min read·38 words
 
Elections Memes

Non Sequitur Memes 9

Today's selection of info-graphics has the theme of ancientness. That's right, I went back in time to before the “the troubles" started. All the way back to 2019

antilahbelist.substack.com ·Antila H. Belist from KTAWK ·1 min read·291 words
 
Migration Replacement Fauci

3 Crises Migration, Fauci & Your Replacement

Nothing accidental about demographic change

moneycircus.substack.com ·Moneycircus ·3 min read·585 words
 
Medicaid Children Trump Transgender Gender Transition

Trump Admin Ends Medicaid Funding For Sex-Change Procedures On Kids

“Children deserve our protection, not experimental interventions that pose serious risks and convey no proven benefits...”

zerohedge.com ·Tyler Durden ·2 min read·456 words
 
Died Died Suddenly Vaccine Deaths covid vaccine blood clots Vaccine Cancer Vaccine Stroke Vaccine Injuries

In memory of those who “died suddenly” in the United States and worldwide, August 3-10, 2026

"Influencer" Sydney Towle (26, C); actor Reggie Bannister (Phantasm); guitarists Terry “Buffalo” Ware (C), Tommy Detamore; rockers Mike Milford (Scars of Tomorrow), Jeff ‘Monoman’ Conolly (C); & more

markcrispinmiller.substack.com ·Mark Crispin Miller ·102 min read·20,302 words
 
Bots Dead Internet

@alifarhat79 · Aug 12, 3:16 PM · 8.8K views

Exactly

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AOC

@ginamilan_ · Aug 11, 9:57 PM · 5.5K views

Hold up… AOC split from her fiancé two years ago and we’re only hearing about it right after she filmed herself doing IVF injections? LOL. Totally organic timing. Nothing to see here.

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Politics Congress AOC Media Dating 2022 Celebrity

@virtuemediacorp · Aug 12, 12:03 AM · 802 views

💔🗽 Just days after Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez revealed she was freezing her eggs, TMZ reports she and longtime partner Riley Roberts split about two years ago. The couple began dating at Boston University in 2011 and got engaged in 2022. #AOC #AlexandriaOcasioCortez #RileyRoberts #Breakup #TMZ #Politics #Congress #CelebrityNews

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Hannibal Directive Hannibal Gaza Israel Hamas Genocide

@irlandarra2019 · Aug 11, 5:58 PM · 143.5K views

It is impossible for Hamas—with rocket launchers and AKs—to have caused all this destruction. Israel killed its own citizens on October 7 to justify the genocide in Gaza. Hannibal Directive.

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Israel Palestine

@Real_MrEd · Aug 12, 12:18 AM · 4.7K views

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surveillance Mass Surveillance Digital ID

@LPNational · Aug 12, 2:40 PM · 2.9K views

Stop Mass Surveillance 🛑

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M2 Money Supply Inflation

@DeTocqueville14 · Aug 12, 2:17 PM · 2.7K views

Just in case you were wondering why your grocery prices are so much more than they were 7 years ago...

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Flock

@DabbKen · Aug 12, 1:13 PM · 1.2K views

💯

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Fact Check

@RyLiberty · Aug 12, 10:27 AM · 13.2K views

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England UK France Illegal Immigrants Migration Small Boats

@UK_Needs_Reform · Aug 11, 4:39 PM · 59.9K views

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Trump Türkiye Iran United States

@_InfoGram_ · Aug 12, 12:52 PM · 103.9K views

🇺🇸Reporter: "Trump is saying Iran tried to assassinate him in Turkey." 🇮🇷Araghchi: "No. There is absolutely no need for it." 🇺🇸Reporter: "Why?" 🇮🇷Araghchi: "Trump is already destroying the United States. We don't want to eliminate him." Araghchi is a strategic genius 🤣 👏

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Vaccinated Guns Government Health Children

Definition of "healthy normal" research animals: NOT vaccinated!

But your children, pets, livestock MUST be jabbed at birth or else the government guns are pointed at you...

sashalatypova.substack.com ·Sasha Latypova from Due Diligence and Art ·3 min read·614 words
 
Money Dollar California High Speed Rail

@PlanetOfMemes · Aug 12, 9:40 AM · 3.5K views

Billions of dollars later...

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Iran Israel Air Force One Türkiye Assassination Trump

Turkey Thinks Israel Fabricated Trump Air Force One Assassination Plot

Iranian covert forces could target the plane at the airport in Ankara using shoulder-fired rockets...

zerohedge.com ·Tyler Durden ·2 min read·551 words

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