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Memes (10) Israel (2) Transgender (2) WNBA (2) Trump (2) Money (2) Fauci (2) Pentagon (2)

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Memes Mamdani

USSRsteria: Best Mamdani Grocery Store Memes

You will need a photo ID to shop (and no soup for you w/o one), back in the USSR, will it be called 9-Eleven, you wait in line for bread vs. bread waits for you and more Mamdani grocery store memes!

covidsteria.substack.com ·Citizen Satirist (COVIDsteria & Tales From the Great Reset) ·7 min read·1,462 words
 
Israel Iran IRGC

@HormuzLetter · Aug 7, 1:10 PM · 312.9K views

BREAKING: Iran has released an image of a fully intact Israeli Hermes 900 drone taken down by Iran's electronic warfare, with the IRGC now reverse-engineering various parts of the drone, per Tasnim. Iran has also started the process of reverse-engineering the previously captured F-15 fighter jet, MQ-9 drone, and C-130 Hercules.

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@YourAnonNews · Aug 7, 2:04 PM · 152.5K views

77 Million people voted for this... think about that.

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Transgender WNBA

@GuntherEagleman · Aug 8, 2:03 AM · 110.7K views

🚨 LFG! ANOTHER ONE just joined the WNBA party. Former NBA player Royce White is now declaring for the 2027 WNBA Draft. His words: “I’m transgender. I identify, sometimes, as a woman… for purposes of basketball.” He’s 6’8” and over 260 pounds. They must let him in… Rules are rules.

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@KyleKulinski · Aug 7, 10:23 PM · 15.1K views

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Trump Democrats

@RpsAgainstTrump · Aug 7, 7:10 PM · 492.6K views

Reporter: Democrats are going to impeach you again. Trump: A lot of people are saying I’m one of the greatest presidents ever. Reporter: They aren’t saying that, though.

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@BudhaG25 · Aug 8, 6:19 AM · 1.9K views

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@RWMaloneMD · Aug 7, 11:22 AM · 83.4K views

The Guardian is into doing satire now!

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@amitylee13 · Aug 7, 12:55 PM · 2.3K views

GM!

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Memes

@chuckdpete · Aug 7, 9:33 PM · 569 views

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@ALLREDToDoRoJo · Aug 7, 2:11 PM · 463 views

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CDC Center for Disease Control Senate Erica Schwartz Trump

@ImBreckWorsham · Aug 7, 1:58 PM · 84.5K views

Senate officially confirms Trump nominee Dr. Erica Schwartz as CDC director. Nothing to see there, I'm sure.

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Memes

@AlfredENewmemes · Aug 8, 12:13 AM · 182 views

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@ConceptualJames · Aug 7, 12:34 PM · 136.9K views

A classic.

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Memes

@FLDY1016 · Aug 8, 12:15 AM · 41 views

Replying to @PlanetOfMemes | @PlanetOfMemes Follow these signs

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@PlanetOfMemes
Biological men do not belong in women's sports. Why is this even controversial?
 
Memes Liberty

@SonofLiberty357 · Aug 7, 5:03 PM · 157 views

Replying to @PlanetOfMemes | @PlanetOfMemes

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Biological men do not belong in women's sports. Why is this even controversial?
 
Memes

@PlanetOfMemes · Aug 7, 4:56 PM · 24.3K views

Biological men do not belong in women's sports. Why is this even controversial?

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@BudhaG25 · Aug 7, 2:31 PM · 11.6K views

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Memes

@AlfredENewmemes · Aug 8, 4:14 AM · 248 views

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Money

@Coste1Costello · Aug 7, 12:45 PM · 7.1K views

Replying to @AlanRMacLeod | @AlanRMacLeod 🟥 Billionaire loophole...

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@AlanRMacLeod · Aug 7, 10:45 AM · 383.0K views

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@Paul43401773 · Aug 8, 12:58 AM · 324 views

many will be happy to take up that cage

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Weather

@SallyMayweather · Aug 7, 12:48 PM · 29.3K views

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@AgoristN · Aug 7, 7:40 PM · 5.6K views

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Ukraine Polls Kiev War

@OlgaBazova · Aug 8, 4:17 AM · 13.5K views

According to the poll conducted by Kiev International Institute of Sociology (KIIS) 61% of Ukrainians are willing to endure the war for as long as it takes. The other 39% live in Ukraine.

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@YourAnonNews · Aug 7, 7:50 PM · 196.0K views

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Flock Sheep

@AP4Liberty · Aug 7, 3:13 PM · 10.7K views

If you think Flock cameras only track the “bad guys,” you might be the sheep

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WHO

@LibertyCappy · Aug 7, 4:30 PM · 22.1K views

Who elected them anyway?

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Bill Maher Celebrity Pfizer Liberal Fauci Masks Elite Jesus

@overton_news · Aug 8, 5:27 AM · 32.3K views

Bill Maher ends his show with a brutal minute-long takedown of Anthony Fauci and the liberal elites who turned him into a self-aggrandizing celebrity. The last line of the entire thing was pure cinema. His audience burst out into a massive applause the moment they heard it. MAHER: “But you have to try awfully hard not to notice how much Fauci is energized by being embraced by one particular cultural tribe.” “It was Julia Roberts who was telling Fauci he was Jesus with a petri dish. Not Randy Quaid.” “And that side likes to think of themselves as the purely ‘Science’ people, even though keeping kids out of school that long and traumatizing two-year-olds with masks wasn’t good science.” “Fauci supported some strange policies for such an esteemed epidemiologist.” “Natural immunity doesn’t count now? Meaning, even if you’ve had the disease, you still had to get the shot?” “That sounds more like what Pfizer and Fauci’s celebrity friends wanted to hear.” “He let this shit go to his head.” “Turns out the really dangerous ‘intimate contact’ wasn’t shaking hands, it was kissing ass!” [Laughter and applause]

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@tricia_dejong · Aug 8, 2:05 AM · 784 views

🤷‍♀️

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Israel

@TheBabylonBibi · Aug 7, 11:47 AM · 29.5K views

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Health Memes

Sciencyness of Getting to First Base

How understanding the play advances your health - July Bren's Bites + memes

coribren.substack.com ·Cori Bren ·5 min read·1,255 words
 
UN Vance

TriTorch (@tritorch)

Meet the Un-Conscientious Objector Who’s had quite just enough of your advanced acrobatic nonsense

substack.com ·Substack ·1 min read·61 words
 
Charlie Kirk Autopsy

Charlie Kirk Autopsy Report: Findings Presented at Preliminary Hearing

Is there any other documented case in the forensic literature of a .30 caliber gunshot wound to the neck causing a similar injury pattern?

petermcculloughmd.substack.com ·John Leake from FOCAL POINTS (Courageous Discourse™) ·5 min read·984 words
 
Pentagon Security Air Force One

‘REVOKED’: Pentagon Strips Former Air Force Secretary’s Security Clearance

The Pentagon “REVOKED” former Air Force Secretary Frank Kendall’s security clearance Friday after accusing him of improperly sharing classified details about Air Force One with the press.

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Money Bush Tax Police

Your Tax Dollars At Work: NJ Cops Dress Up As Bushes To Hand Out Cell Phone Violations

The six-hour operation ended with 74 distracted driving tickets, proving that plenty of drivers never saw the world's most judgmental bush staring back at them

zerohedge.com ·Tyler Durden ·1 min read·212 words
 
Crime AI

New Orleans will use AI to answer 911 calls

New Orleans is using AI to answer 911 calls instead of human dispatchers. What does this mean for crime and emergency response?

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WNBA Freedom Transgender

Ex-NBA Player Enes Kanter Freedom Declares for WNBA in Latest Anti-Trans Stunt

Ex-NBA player Enes Kanter Freedom claimed Friday he was declaring himself as a WNBA prospect in hopes of making the league as a transgender woman.

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Pentagon UFO

Pentagon releases new batch of UFO files: 'Did you see that?'

The Pentagon on Friday released a new batch of documents and images related to UFOs, the fifth disclosure in recent months about the strange encounters

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Katie Couric Cancer Death Vaccine Deaths covid vaccine blood clots Vaccine Injuries Vaccine Cancer Vaccine Stroke

Penelope Lopez has had "many" brain aneurysm scares; Katie Couric has lost "hours" of memory; William Shatner & his daughter battle Stage 4 cancer; Black Sabbath's Bill Ward confined to wheelchair

"Bachelor" alum Joe Amabile has early stage brain tumor; TX TV host Tanji Patton has breast tumor; millionaire Bryan Johnson, who vowed to "defeat death," has incurable autoimmune gastritis; more

markcrispinmiller.substack.com ·Mark Crispin Miller ·21 min read·4,108 words
 
Memes

MEME FORCE ONE #3 - The Up Lift

We all need a lift up! Here grab my hand. Oops! Dropped you! My bad!

ratiobradbornius.substack.com ·The Starfire Codes by Demi Pietchell ·23 min read·4,525 words
 
Bill Gates Virus AI

BREAKING: Gates Foundation Funds First-Ever Creation of 16 Synthetic Viruses Using AI

The barrier separating digital AI output from an operational biological agent has now been crossed.

petermcculloughmd.substack.com ·Nicolas Hulscher, MPH from FOCAL POINTS (Courageous Discourse™) ·3 min read·536 words
 
Fauci Memes Socialism

The Week in Memes #34: Aaron Rodgers, Fauci, Socialism & More

The Revenge of Aaron Rodgers:

robbryant.substack.com ·Rob Bryant, CFA MBA-BoothUofC from Bryant's Bracing Bulletin ·1 min read·89 words

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