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Breaking News: Trump has finally made good on his promise to release at least some of the UFO files. With more releases yet to come!

Sir Keir Starmer killed the Labour Party for Israel

The 2026 local elections have delivered exactly the nightmare scenario so many of us predicted for Starmer’s Labour.

‘Historic Shift’: Trump Ally Nigel Farage’s Party Rocks UK in Shock Election Wave as Keir Starmer’s Party Crushed

Labour dropped nearly 260 local council seats as Reform racked up close to 400 gains in a sweeping upset just two years after Starmer’s landslide 2024 victory.

Iran War: Lull Before Expected Big Strikes or Is Trump Stuck?

Today’s Iran war news: More dithering and skirmishes. The calm before a big storm or a move to an end with a whimper, not a bang?

UK Nurseries Urged To Report 'Racist' Toddlers To Police In £1.3M Scheme

Utter stupidity...

8 hospitalizations caused per each one prevented

Researcher Joseph Fraiman reported on his team’s reanalysis of original phase 3 COVID shot trial data . While he restricted his analysis on adverse events of special interest, he does make an off-hand remark about all serious adverse events. A serious adverse event has been defined as an event which requires at least hospitalization

Farage's Reform UK Storms To Historic Gains In Local Elections As Labour Collapses

“These are really tough results - I’m not going to walk away from those challenges and plunge the country into chaos...”

Moscow Threatens Mass Strikes on Kiev Center Should Zelensky Disturb Sacred V-Day Ceremonies

Starting at 00:00 on May 8th in SMO time, Russia has begun a theater-wide ceasefire in accordance with Putin’s yearly routine in honor of Victory Day celebrations.

BREAKING: Tennessee Governor Signs New All-GOP Gerrymander Into Law

Tennessee passed a new congressional map Thursday following a special legislative session that will favor Republicans in all nine of the state’s districts.

"Shit.."

That was Ghislaine Maxwell's reply, in writing, when the Telegraph pulled flight records of Epstein's landings at Royal Air Force bases.

Blake Lively’s Lawyers Declare ‘Resounding Victory’ in Baldoni Lawsuit — Despite Reportedly Not Getting a Penny

Blake Lively’s lawyers released a statement Thursday declaring a “resounding victory” in her lawsuit against co-star Justin Baldoni.

Florida in Talks With Trump Admin to Shutter Notorious Swamp Pokey Alligator Alcatraz

The state of Florida is reportedly in talks with the Trump administration to close the migrant detention facility known as Alligator Alcatraz.

Wealth Tax Author Admits: Not a One-Time Tax!

CIA dossier says Iran can outlast Trump's Hormuz blockade for months

A confidential CIA analysis delivered to administration policymakers this week concludes that Iran can survive the U.S. naval blockade for

RFK Jr’s Allies Believe He’s Being ‘Marginalized’ — Had Minimal Input on Trump’s New Surgeon General Pick: CNN

Allies of Secretary of Health Robert F. Kennedy Jr. are reportedly concerned he is being “marginalized” by President Donald Trump, according to a new report.

Singapore Vital Stat to March 2026! After a 11.4% drop in births in 2025, births drop another 12.5% in 1st Quarter of 2026.

Despite the median population age of 43.2, the drop in births in 2025 and 2026 appear too rapid to just be blamed on aging, cultural factors, and choice. External factors must be affecting fertility!

DOJ, CTFC Investigating $2.6 Billion In Suspicious Iran War Oil Trades

Who were the counterparties?

Random Russian Memes #11

This is our regular serving of Russian memes.